I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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