I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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