you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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