Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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