Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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