Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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