Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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