i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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