nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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