It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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