explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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