So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
