he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
It's shark week go big or go home
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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