it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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