She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I just blew my weed a kiss
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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