why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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