He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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