Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
