some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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