I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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