our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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