i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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