I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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