The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Randomize
