you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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