so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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