im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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