After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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