He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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