Your tits are I can't wait for
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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