Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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