Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
