Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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