people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I am one with the molecules
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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