She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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