She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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