she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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