I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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