school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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