he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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