Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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