WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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