Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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