btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I just cut my nipple shaving
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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