dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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