Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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