Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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