i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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