I need help removing her.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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