We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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