I just saw a hot homeless man
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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